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'42' tattoo |
Visit the pretentious artist with the Terrycloth Tackle equipped |
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Accordion Tattoo |
Complete a softore ascension as a Accordion Thief |
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Axe Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform equipped |
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Beer Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Frat Boy Ensemble equipped |
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Black 'I' Tattoo |
Complete one hardcore ascension |
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Black 'II' Tattoo |
Complete two hardcore ascensions |
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Black 'III' Tattoo |
Complete three hardcore ascensions |
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Black 'IV' Tattoo |
Complete four hardcore ascensions |
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Black 'IX' Tattoo |
Complete nine hardcore ascensions |
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Black 'V' Tattoo |
Complete five hardcore ascensions |
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Black 'VI' Tattoo |
Complete six hardcore ascensions |
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Black 'VII' Tattoo |
Complete seven hardcore ascensions |
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Black 'VIII' Tattoo |
Complete eight hardcore ascensions |
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Black 'X' Tattoo |
Complete ten hardcore ascensions |
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Black 'XI' Tattoo |
Complete eleven hardcore ascensions |
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Black 'XI+' Tattoo |
Complete twelve hardcore ascensions |
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Black Helmet Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Black Armaments equipped |
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Broken Bottle Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Frat Warrior Fatigues equipped |
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Bugbear Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bugbear Costume equipped |
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Burning Tire Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia equipped |
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Cloaca-Cola Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Cloaca-Cola Uniform equipped |
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Clock Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Time Trappings equipped |
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Clockwork Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Clockwork Apparatus equipped |
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Clown Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Terrifying Clown Suit equipped |
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Crimbo Pineapple Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Tropical Crimbo Duds equipped |
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Disco Ball Tattoo |
Complete a softore ascension as a Disco Bandit |
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Duct tape tattoo |
Visit the pretentious artist with the Tapered Threads equipped |
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Dyspepsi Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform equipped |
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Egg Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Grass Guise equipped. |
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El Vibrato Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the El Vibrato Relics equipped |
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Elbereth Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Yendorian Finery equipped |
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Fourty Two Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Terrycloth Tackle equipped |
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Gnauga Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Gnauga Tattoo equipped |
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Greasy Bacon Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Tawdry Tramp Togs equipped |
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Heart Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise equipped |
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Helmet Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Antique Arms And Armor equipped |
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Hobo Glyph Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hodgman's Regal Frippery equipped |
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Jellyfish Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Encephalic Ensemble equipped |
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Light Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bow Tux equipped |
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Log Tattoo |
Complete a softore ascension as a Seal Clubber |
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Loser Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Furry Suit equipped |
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Maple Leaf Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the OK Lumberjack Outfit equipped |
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Martini Tattoo |
Acquired randomly when drinking Martinis |
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Meat stack tattoo |
Visit the pretentious artist with the Bounty-hunting Rig equipped |
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Ninja Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hot And Cold Ninja Running Suit equipped |
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No Beer Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore teetotaler ascension |
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No Pasta Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore boozetafarian ascension |
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Palette Tattoo |
Find The Pretentious Artists 3 Items |
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Palm Leaves Tattoo |
Visit the pretentious artist with the Palmist Paraphernalia equipped |
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Pasta Spoon Tattoo |
Complete a softore ascension as a Pastamancer |
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Peace Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Filthy Hippy Disguise equipped |
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Pickaxe And Shovel Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Mining Gear equipped |
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Pile of Garbage Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Vile Vagrant Vestments equipped |
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Pirate Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Swashbuckling Getup equipped |
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Pixel Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the 8-Bit Finery equipped |
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Present Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Crimbo Duds equipped |
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Radio Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Radio Free Regalia equipped |
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Recycling Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Glad Bag Glad Rags outfit equipped |
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Salad Tattoo |
A one in four chance of acquiring this tattoo every time you eat a delicious salad |
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Saucepan Tattoo |
Complete a softore ascension as a Sauceror |
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Scientific Oxygen Diagram Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore oxygenaerian ascension |
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Snowballs Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments equipped |
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Snowflake Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear equipped |
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Sparkling Accordion Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore ascension as an Accordion Thief |
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Sparkling Disco Ball Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore ascension as a Disco Bandit |
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Sparkling Log Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore ascension as a Seal Clubber |
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Sparkling Pasta Spoon Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore ascension as a Pastamancer |
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Sparkling Saucepan Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore ascension as a Sauceror |
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Sparkling Turtle Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore ascension as a Turtle Tamer |
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Star Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Star Garb equipped |
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Super Sparkling Accordion Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as an Accordion Thief |
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Super Sparkling Disco Ball Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Disco Bandit |
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Super Sparkling Log Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Seal Clubber |
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Super Sparkling Pasta Spoon Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Pastamancer |
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Super Sparkling Saucepan Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Sauceror |
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Super Sparkling Turtle Tattoo |
Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Turtle Tamer |
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Turtle Tattoo |
Complete a softore ascension as a Turtle Tamer |
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WAR Tattoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the War Hipppy Fatigues equipped |
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White 'I' Tattoo |
Complete one softcore ascension |
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White 'II' Tattoo |
Complete two softcore ascension |
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White 'III' Tattoo |
Complete three softcore ascension |
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White 'IV' Tattoo |
Complete four softcore ascension |
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White 'IX' Tattoo |
Complete nine softcore ascension |
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White 'V' Tattoo |
Complete five softcore ascension |
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White 'VI' Tattoo |
Complete six softcore ascension |
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White 'VII' Tattoo |
Complete seven softcore ascension |
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White 'VIII' Tattoo |
Complete eight softcore ascension |
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White 'X' Tattoo |
Complete ten softcore ascension |
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White 'XI' Tattoo |
Complete eleven softcore ascension |
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White 'XI+' Tattoo |
Complete twelve softcore ascension |
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Wreath Tatoo |
Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Arboreal Raiment equipped |
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How to Unlock |
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100 pound load |
get familiar total weight 100 |
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300 pound load |
get familiar total weight 300 |
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99 Red Balloons |
Multiuse 99 red balloons all at the same time |
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All Things In Moderation |
Have 11 Fullness, Drunkeness, and Spleen at once. |
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Amateur Tour Guide |
Have 10 Different 90-100% Favourite Familiars In Your Ascension History |
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Apprentice Meatsmacker |
Discover 50 meatsmithing recipes |
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Awwww, Yeah |
Defeat 240 black puddings |
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BAM! |
Discover 150 food recipes |
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Best Meal of My Life |
Eat 60 White Citadel burgers, 10 White Citadel Fries, and drink 4 Cherry and Diet Cloaca Colas |
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big boat |
take 1000 shore trips |
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Big Boss |
Beat boss bat, goblin king, and bonerdagon at level 11 canadia setting |
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black hole terrarium |
get familiar total weight 500 |
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bouquet of Hippies |
eat 420 herb brownies |
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Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy |
Get the trophy in the Strange Leaflet quest |
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Brave Sir Robin |
run away from 100 battles |
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Bringer of Storms |
use 100 chaos butterflies |
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Cantina Commander |
Discover 100 booze recipes |
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clockwork trophy |
find 10 clockwork keys in one ascension |
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Cool Customer |
Have Coldform And At Least 100 Bonus Cold Damage/Spell Damage |
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Cross Pattée Alisee Tattoo |
Visit the pretentious artist with the Roy Orbinson Disguise equipped |
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Crossroads |
use 50 scrolls of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil |
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Der Toastieb |
Get toast from a PVP fight |
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Dirty Laundry |
Have 13 spooky pirate skeletons in your closet |
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Disgusting Cocktail |
Drink 5 tomato daiquiris |
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Dreadul, Just Dreadful |
Have Spookyform And At Least 100 Bonus Spooky Damage/Spell Damage |
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Duke of Disco |
Achieve level 30 as a Disco Bandit |
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Easy come, Easy go |
discard 1 pretty flower |
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Eerily Skilled |
make all 6 Spookyraven Manor skills permanent |
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Extinctionist |
Kill all Dungeons of Doom monsters 120 times |
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failure to communicate |
eat 50 lucky surprise eggs |
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Festive Dismemberment |
Acquire the Missing Fingers effect by using a Knob Goblin firecracker on July 4th |
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Friend of Elves |
Defeat 10 Reindeer in the Crimbo Town Factory |
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Friend of the Devils |
Summon any combination of 30 demons in the Summoning Chamber |
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Gadget Inspector |
Obtain 10 clockwork keys from the Thugnderdome |
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Gender Bender |
Get 30 sex changes in the Sleazy Back Alley |
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Golden Meat Stack |
Accumulate 1,000,000 meat in Hardcore |
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Golden Spatula |
Discover 50 food recipes |
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golden yeti |
spend 100 turns protesting yeti slaughter |
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Gourdcore |
get all gourd potions in one hardcore ascension |
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Honky Tonk Hero |
Discover 50 booze recipes |
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Hothouse Hero |
Have Hotform And At Least 100 Bonus Hot Damage/Spell Damage |
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I Heart Canadia |
Drink 30 white canadians |
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I Love a Parade |
Use 11 handfuls of confetti at once |
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Jack of Several Trade |
get all gnome skills permanently |
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Journey Meatsmacker |
Discover 100 meatsmithing recipes |
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Let my bugbears go |
visit the Bugbear Pens in a bugbear outfit after freeing them from the Spooky Gravy Fairies and get the One Day in the Life adventure |
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little boat |
take 100 shore trips |
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Little Chickadee |
Get 1000 drunkeness |
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Maestro of Mariachi |
Achieve level 30 as an Accordion Thief |
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Malodorous |
Have Stenchorm And At Least 100 Bonus Stench Damage/Spell Damage |
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Master Meatsmacker |
Discover 150 meatsmithing recipes |
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Master Paster |
Discover 69 meatpasting recipes |
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Melon Baller, Shot Caller |
Discover 100 food recipes |
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Moderation in all Things |
Have 11 drunkenness, fullness, and spleen |
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Palindrophy |
Get a pagoda |
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Pantsless! |
Obtained by taking off your pants, in game, at the crossover from 2005-2006 |
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Phileas Foggy |
Drink 80 around the worlds |
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Platinum Skull |
Eat 5 spaghetti with skullheads |
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Potentate of Pasta |
Achieve level 30 as a Pastamancer |
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Preciousss |
Discover 30 jewelrycrafting recipes |
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Professional Tour Guide |
Have 30 Different 90-100% Favourite Familiars In Your Ascension History |
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Reindeer Hunter |
Defeat 100 Reindeer in the Crimbo Town Factory |
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Sauciest Saucier |
Achieve level 30 as a Sauceror |
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Scourge of Seals |
Achieve level 30 as a Seal Clubber |
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silver yeti |
spend 10 turns protesting yeti slaughter |
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Slapstick Trophy |
Discard and slip on 3 separate banana peels |
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Slice and Dice |
Ascend with a 20 pound Stab Bat |
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Speakeasy Savant |
Discover 20 booze recipes |
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The Butler Did It |
Use the Manual of Labor/Transmission/Dexterity 30 times |
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The Ghuol Cup |
Eat 11 ghuol guolashes |
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The Right Tool For The Job |
Adventure for 100 adventures in The Haunted Bathroom with the gnollish autoplunger equipped. |
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The Three Amigos |
Donate 1,000,000 meat to each of the three statues in The Hall of the Legends of the Times of Old |
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This Lousy Trophy |
Be around when ascension started |
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three-tiered trophy |
consume a three-tiered wedding cake |
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tiny plastic trophy |
have all 32 tiny plastic items in you display case |
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trivially skilled |
permanently get the original skills you start with. |
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Two-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy |
Display All 64 Tiny Plastic Series 2 Figurines In Your Display Case |
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Tzar of Turtles |
Achieve level 30 as a Turtle Tamer |
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Weeping Pizza |
Eat 5 white chocolate and tomato pizzas |
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Wink Wink Nudge Nudge |
Have Sleazeform And At Least 100 Bonus Sleazy Damage/Spell Damage |
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Your Log Saw Something That Night |
Type "Laura Palmer" into the notes section of the quest log |
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Kingdom of Loathing EASTER EGGS
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